Some Laws that Newton had forgotten ...

Some Laws that Newton had forgotten ...




Law of Queue

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.





Law of the Telephone

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.



Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.



Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



Bath Theorem

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



LAW of the RESULT

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will



LAW OF BIOMECHANICS

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



THEATRE RULE:

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.



LAW OF COFFEE

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do

something which will last until the coffee is cold.